Witty & Wise
A BUNCH OF FLAKES
1. They made me after they saw the Barbie movie.
2. Whoa. When did you get here?
I just rolled up.
3. Stop giving me the cold shoulder!
4. They ran out of carrots.
5. What are you doing today?
Just chillin’.
6. CRYSTAL My husband surprised me with a romantic evening last night.
CAROL How was it?
CRYSTAL I almost melted.
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
An avalanche.
8. If you could be anything you wanted, what would it be?
Warm
9. CHILLY I have to take my computer in to get fixed.
WILLY Why?
CHILLY It’s frozen.
10. Use your head. Were you born yesterday?
Yes. Yes, I was.
11. You’ve missed work for a few days. Feeling OK?
I caught a really bad hot. But I’m better now.
12. Is your brother coming?
No, he’s a flake.
13. MR. COOL Is everything OK?
FROSTY Yes. Why?
MR. COOL You seem a little cold lately.
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