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I’ve been dating someone for nearly three years, and despite our intimacy — we discuss everything from our messy divorces to our parenthood regrets to our sex life — there is one topic we never broach: what goes on behind the bathroom door.
Mundane is hardly beneath us. We have detailed conversations about other basic biological functions. Every morning we drill down into how the other person slept, if a gummy was taken, what time and if we awoke feeling well-rested.
Eating, too, gets plenty of air time. Gluten, sodium, processed foods and other specifics are divulged and evaluated ad nauseam. When it comes to the matter of how we processed said edibles, however, mum’s the word. And yet the quality of how I feel that day is just as impacted (if not more) by whether I have had a satisfactory bowel movement.
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He does it, I do it, and every person on the planet poops. A Princeton doctor has even claimed that he experiences “poo-phoria,” an ecstatic response to passing a large stool because it stimulates nerves in the body associated with orgasm.
So why for the rest of us is the topic taboo? I decided to ask the experts, my girlfriends.
“Do you poop in front of your husband, or even mention it?”
K, who has been married for 25 years, answered, “What? Number two? No! Never! I’m in a taxi line I can’t talk about this,” before hanging up on me.
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